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He's your minion
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· 11 years ago
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I'm 5'5", but I am no-ones minion :(
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cocacola101
· 11 years ago
I'm 5'5" but my man is 5'9" so I think I'm ok
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escalatedescalator
· 11 years ago
Mine is 6'3" but I still love to call him a midget. The little joys in life.
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cocacola101
· 11 years ago
I call mine a midget too! He tickles me until I give up and admit that he's not and that I'm the shortie
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grilledcheese
· 11 years ago
You guys have love lives ;~; I'm gonna go cuddle my potato and cry myself to sleep
cocacola101
· 11 years ago
Don't worry, I've only had a love life for about a week so far; before that I was incredibly alone
escalatedescalator
· 11 years ago
Aww don't worry, you'll find someone to cuddle with eventually. :3 and if not, just come here and let's get you an army of dogs! Or cats, whatever floats your boat.
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snopes
· 11 years ago
I'm 5'1". Any guy 5'5" would still be fairly tall compared to me
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cookiejar5051
· 11 years ago
Yeah I'm 5'1" too!
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snopes
· 11 years ago
Short person high five! :D
*high*
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cookiejar5051
· 11 years ago
*hits screen* :D
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guest
· 11 years ago
I'm 5'11".
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calistoked69
· 11 years ago
I'm 5'4 but it's ok because no ones calling me a minion >=^] lol
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guest
· 11 years ago
I thought he was giving the finger.... ._.
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guest
· 11 years ago
First world problems.
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tankedinhell
· 10 years ago
Did anyone else put emphasis on the blue words when they read it? No? ~okay~
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nepeta
· 8 years ago
I dated a 5'4" guy (i'm 5'7") and he wasnt a cancerous minion.
HE WAS A SMOL BEAN
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*high*
HE WAS A SMOL BEAN