Fail at everything

Ahh poor thing !

Or he can look at it like he's very successful, in an obtuse way

I want his power

That "mess" he made looks like a person standing on one hard and balancing a tackle with his other hand and legs

I remember this being posted a few months back, but the message is still nice. While you may have failed in your original purpose, someone else may view what you have done as an incredible feat. You feel like you have failed, and thus you cannot see the true success of what followed. But if you would stop focusing on what you perceive as failure and turn around, you would see the artwork your accumulation of "failures" has created.

Attempt to fail.... ultimate paradox

The flower fell out...