Santa: What do you want for Christmas?
Me: A unicorn!
Santa: Let's be more realistic...
Me: Ok...then I want a boyfriend!
Santa: So what color do you want your unicorn to be?
Me: Santa, for valentines day I ask that you request Cupid to let me get the courage to ask out my crush
Santa: ................. Okay. Since it's just a request.
Cupid: Ugh
Cupid: Fine
Me: Yay!
Me: It worked!
Me: I have a girlfriend now :3
Me: A unicorn!
Santa: Let's be more realistic...
Me: Ok...then I want a boyfriend!
Santa: So what color do you want your unicorn to be?
Santa: ................. Okay. Since it's just a request.
Cupid: Ugh
Cupid: Fine
Me: Yay!
Me: It worked!
Me: I have a girlfriend now :3