Pros and cons

My friend told me this and my mind disintegrated

Lol this is so true! Exept maybe the prostitution part. *goes to Las Vegas street corner* Nevermind!!!

"shercockandmycrotch" is an interesting username. It's creative yet disturbing.

Coincidence? I think not!

Old joke booooo

Swag it fularious = yetti

Someone give the person who thought this up this a medal!

(Sorry, an extra "this" snuck in there. It won't let me edit!!)

Except constitution comes from Latin constituo meaning decide.