Broken bus transformation

I need this!

Dude why are you masterbating in a bus, i can see you.

Because of course I have tons of random old buses

Now I know what to do with that warehouse of old buses in my back yard. That's been bugging me for months.

For a moment there I was going to get a regular desk from Staples but then I realized I needed a massive bus cab in the corner of my house to hold my laptop and computer on. My wife came home and said it needed to go in the other corner. Now I have to refurbish the other half of the cab. D'oh.

I don't know why but ever since I was a little girl I wanted to have a piece of a bus in my room. And a piece of a car. Fused together

Oh. If only I had money and talent

it's a perfect masturbation station!