What crime did I commit

Letting the dogs out

Swiping.

Teaching Miley to twerk..

Life in prison..

Giving birth to Justin Beiber

I think almost everyone would be arrested for illegally downloading movies and stuff

Smooth mother fcker

Burn!

Arrested for swiping from dora

Nice way to say you're a hoe

Not answering a cartoon character when they ask me something

Beastiality

Commenting too much *cough* *mstwntd* *cough* What?