When you want to be someone's friend so hard

I don't know the fact that they both used platonic is fishy

Otherwise known as the friend-zone

CAN I SQUISH YOU

OMG this was huge last year at my school but everyone used it wrong. They would use it as like a friendly crush like what u say to a best friend. Aka I go to a school of idiots

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy

Oooh I get it cuz crush...but it's not a crush so it's a squish...