Up and down we go

The ride lasts longer than 40 seconds

A roller coaster can make you scream

A ride actually has experience ;) jk I wouldn't ride a person like this anyday

You can ride roller coasters without regrets.

The roller coaster didn't give me herpes.

Ok. The comments in the original post were pretty lame, but imagine my chagrin when I find a couple in the comments section that are actually better.

People actually get on roller coasters.

Rollercoasters can actually make you scream