Cigarettes and tampons

shove a cactus up your butt there buddy

He's a dead man, I hope he likes the couch :)

There's a big difference. Having to roll your cigarettes is like making a sandwich instead of having Subway. Having to make your own tampon is like being handed a piece of ikea furniture without instructions when you asked for a chair.

And this man was never heard of again......poor guy

*cracks whip*
*looks in general direction of everyone who has posted thus far*