Of course I won't laugh

Oh my.....

There goes my innocence

Oh damn!

There was another version where instead of a nurse there was a doctor and instead of his manhood being the size of a battery, it was the size of a small peanut.

Lmfaooo! This was hilarious !

HERE COMES THE BUZZKILL
Actually, a micro penis is a medical condition that should be dealt with. Unless you don't actually have any problems with it.