Its not natural

When you chew ice, or at least when I do, it's with your teeth on the sides of your mouth. Those aren't as sensitive to cold like your front teeth are, which you use to bite ice cream off a cone.

Witchcraft, I say! No matter which teeth touch ice, it still hurts!

"Opening gates of hades" oh god we're all doomed!

I know that has nothing to do with the post, I just thought it was kinda creepy and wanted to share

I eat food when I am hungry :)

You disgust me