Some dogs just want to watch the world clean up their mess

Oh your back early..... So did you pick up the milk bones.... no no ok ill just leave. -dog

I bet he had the best time ever until they came home.

No he's like "screw you, you left me."

I'd hate to be the one to clean that up

Dang, where did you get all that marijuana?

"I rearranged the house to fit my liking while you were gone"