Carrie

funsized757


I'm just a typical 21 year old who is happily engaged.

— Carrie Report User
Another reason to avoid the ocean 33 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
That thing is sweet! Obviously not scary if somebody is holding it
Keep your voice down, it's not human! 26 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
You're a good person
Trying to dry hands 3 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
Letme see you wop wop wop wop wop...
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I agree with the last guy, f*ck you math lab 5 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
I fucking hate Pearson math lab!!!!!!! And math in general! I have it for two semesters strait
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Such a touching story 14 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
I had a duck like this! His name was topknot but ironically when he got older he drowned :(
Spending money on beer 6 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
I'm a girl and this joke is pretty good not going to lie
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It's like heaven 6 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
I think my own bed tops all of that
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Zombie apocalypse you say? 26 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
Oh Jesus you would go there
Zombie apocalypse you say? 26 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
I have to agree with this post. After working outside all day, on the 2 hour drive home my boyfriend discovered a large something was in his jeans. When we finally get home (he had it pinched away from his leg the whole ride home) it starts biting him and he had to strip to his boxers and run for it. Whadyaknow a nickel sized field spider with babies on its back falls on the ground! The babies went everywhere when I stomped the bitch. Anybody else who has a scarier spider experience please share!
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You think I care? 3 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
That face
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Why doesn't it just disappear? 9 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
THANKYOU
Coolest bag ever! 19 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
Gimme
Marry Me? 20 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
Welcome back no bear. Haven't seen you on here in a while!
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Male friends 8 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
Hahaha way too true, a total harmless college classmate looks like a starving panty snatching wolf to my boyfriend!
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Stay Out of Syria 36 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
Most of us do understand whats going on in Syria considering that's all you see on the news instead of our countries own terrible things going on.
Stay Out of Syria 36 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
Our job is to maintain our own country's freaking balance and we seem to be struggling with that right now then we can worry about others getting into civil war bitch fits. Superpower also means we are a force to reckon' with so nobody starts a war with us.
Stay Out of Syria 36 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
It's not our job to babysit. It absolutely disgusting what they did to those children but you know what it's not our business unless the UN says it is or if they do something to us first.
Ridiculously true 20 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
Ain't that the fucking truth
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A whole load of nope 24 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
That poodle moth was actually kinda cute.
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Stay Out of Syria 36 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
It's about time half of you realize Obama is not good...
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D*cksicle 14 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
A lady came into my work with a giant cock straw in her drink today. She probably made this post!
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If drawings came to life 33 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
I'd draw the dick figures red and blue
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Coolest dad 9 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
Oh dear heavens
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The title of this post is the name of the object to your left 27 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
A pile of merciless medical hw that won't get done thanks to this web site.....
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Classiest part of the VMAs 8 comments
funsized757 · 11 years ago
They are so tall and lengthy they remind me of slenderman
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