Specially if you live far

I must spring into action

I really shouldn't be eating and surfing FS

... And will pay you shit loads of money for no reason

I don't want to be reset:/

Our society today .....

So if your balls drop to the floor does the 5 second rule still in effect ?

I play a lot of video games and as a father I let my kids play a lot also. What I do notice is they get way more upset when we don't play together

She wanted the 20$ in his pocket

Every time someone makes me take a picture that's how I feel.(bottom left)

I would not mind if this was reposted everyday

Not gonna fall for this again

Unfortunate typo

Everyone has their own religion and I respect that but I really hate this guy

Am a geneuise!

It was a good year of procrastination

You did good

Who's looking for etc

Had to reread every damn sentence 5 times to understand this shit

So inspirational

He always looks like his contemplating something

Golden nuggets..

Whoop whoop whoop whoop .......

I've seen women with mustaches

So if I try it on does that mean I technically bought it since I damaged the packaging