I have that on my arm too. The thug life chose me.

Wow this is pathetic.

The fact that the "do not sit on fence" sign has no shit Sherlock at the bottom.

I have this book on "monsters" which include, story book monsters, movie monsters etc.. All fiction, except for a few. It tells what the monsters about and other cool things. And she is in this book. And all of this is true.

My local subway does this everyday. I live by a place where there is not many homeless people, so they just stop by for dinner.

Oh. What a shame.

Best movie ever. Hands down.

If you don't know that, I feel sorry for you. I learned this in 5th grade

I cannot tell you how much my family is like this to me.

At first I was like what? Then I was like oh. Haha. She is very pretty when she smiles.

When the person you hate won't shut the fuck up because they are so fucking annoying.

This is probably one of the cutest things I've ever seen.

The fact that it lands on the roof.

Real talk

That happened to me, it was a Halloween prank. My dad decided to put a Jason outfit on. Mask and all and then he looked right at me through the window and I got so scared that I fell backwards and ripped the curtains down with me.

Damn. I wound have thought Snow White was older and Cinderella was younger.

I can't have my tv volume on odd numbers except five. And only even numbers except six.

Unless you want to have a heart attack I suggest you don't go on this plane.

I don't know why I find this so creepy.

This post made my night.

They look like gremlins.

"Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die."

That's why Noah wanted her so bad. It all makes sense now.

There is no way in hell she is fat.

Overly attached boyfriend.