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Watermelon 7 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

*hands you watermelon*

Alien Varieties 18 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

*sits you down*
Let me tell you about Homestuck :o)

Furries 27 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

*finger guns* HIM!

Furries 27 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

*ducks* It's a joke!

Furries 27 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

*sweats* uh

Furries 27 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

Hi Ross ;D

Should I tag NSFW? Nah. It's good 9 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

ThAt'S a OeDiPuS mIrAcLe
:o/

No one's complaining 25 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

Hey, bras are uncomfortable suckers.

Dam right 12 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

Why did I start thinking of Jack Frost

Thank you in Sweden 5 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

It's basically a thin salami that you eat while drinking beer

Thank you in Sweden 5 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

Or we say "ölkorv", which means the exact same thing

Nature's Own Sleeping Beauty 12 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

I like to think that it's really a giantess who laid down for a nap

Take 2. 40 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

*pats circle* You're a great demonic circle and no one can tell you otherwise

Furries 27 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

*looks you in the eye*
Daddy

Kinda just hit your face 8 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

I don't even wear glasses that often and yet I do this ALL THE TIME

I bet every guy agrees with this 33 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

Oh dear

Furries 27 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

Imagine having a werewolf friend and when people ask about them you could just say "Oh, well, their name is [insert name] and they're a furry"

I'm the bad guy of the bad guy of my story 9 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

*hums the Jaws theme*

Cheesus crust 8 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

It's okay
Maybe they aren't cut out for such a cheesy pun

· Edited 8 years ago

Tall people will understand 8 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

"Do you play basketball?"
No
"Why not? You're tall."
Because I suck at it

Bo's advice for young people 9 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

*starts humming "Oh Bo"*

Humans and pit bulls 10 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

Aww, what's their name? :D

It's nappy time 3 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

*puts blankets over punks* Sweet dreams

Five decades and 200 films later, Jackie Chan 'finally' wins Oscar 10 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

So is Will Smith....

Hmm very interesting 29 comments

gamzee · 8 years ago

IS THAT WHY I SOMETIMES JUMP AT THINGS I SEE IN THE CORNER OF MY EYE THAT AREN'T REALLY THERE