ThEy'Re MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS

Then I ate the bananas

*gets sword*

*feeds you with crackers* shhh no issues, only love

... *deep breath*
OKAY

*gets crackers* you cannot escape the Roszee

Me, smiling pleasantly: Hello there lil chum! How do you like this?
Niece: *throws up on my shirt*
Me:
Me:
Me: aaannddd I think my body just made itself infertile

I know, unless you are threatened with them

I feel so loved
@german_satan SPREAD THE LOVE

*sweats* yea

No, I just get nervous around knives

*looks at knives* uh yeah...

Um... Just learn the dog not to bite instead of taping it's mouth like a monster?

I don't think so
*grabs deathie* I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD

Whoa, Ross

Eh...

I'm pretty sure he didn't use those chapsticks

Oh dear

... Damn it Ross

... The guy that came by our school and tried to convince us all to get a bus card?