*picks cracker up*
*wiggles eyebrows* Like this cracker?

Knives are for stabbing other people
or for making sandwiches without crust

... Can crackers even be kinky?

Well, it's in an unbroken package...
*holds up crackers* Care for one?

*void produces package of crackers and spits it out*
Thank you, chum

*hugs* MY POST MOTIVATED YOU I'M SO HAPPY :D

Not to be petty, but the point of this post is that money doesn't matter all too much as long as you yourself are happy. Making money should not deprive people of happiness. But who knows? If luck is on your side, then maybe you can make some big money on what you like!

This is supposed to be motivational, damnit.
Your innuendo privilegies are now revoked
*kisses* but you're very adorable

No, the meatballs are filled with broken glass and razors. They will bleed internally and slowly die in agonizing pain.

*smiles* mIrAcLeS

nO

*feeds the void with crackers* I don't think so

*pulls out crackers and feeds it to whip*

Mine was a tiger! A really fluffy tiger

*triggers the bad side*

,':o) Who knows

"But I'm a dude-"
"You'll still get pregnant"

yOu'Re An EvEn BiGgEr MiRaClE

:o)

Nah no condom
but I learned that candy taste lube actually do taste like candy

... No.