gandalf_the_grey
True blue Aussie, professional fangirl and unsocial extraordinaire.
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Bye vag*na 33 comments
gandalf_the_grey
· 10 years ago
you. i like you.
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When two butt hairs get tangled. 33 comments
Bye vag*na 33 comments
gandalf_the_grey
· 10 years ago
i dont even care if my sex changes. i dont even care if i'll lose both legs in the process. i just want to live in middle earth or hogwarts or the TARDIS
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Thought you oughta know... 8 comments
A Vending Machine that Dispenses Books 34 comments
Thought you oughta know... 8 comments
There's almost a whole new dog 8 comments
gandalf_the_grey
· 10 years ago
i had 3 of these dogs (huskies) FRIGGIN' THREE TIMES AS MUCH FUR AS THAT. (plus i live in australia)
the dogs are always SO happy when they shed for the summer
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the dogs are always SO happy when they shed for the summer
I think it's trying to communicate 113 comments
gandalf_the_grey
· 10 years ago
well i barrak for port. AND WE ARE AT THA TOP OF THA FRIGGIN LADDER!!!!!!! BEAT THAT IDIOTS
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I think it's trying to communicate 113 comments
gandalf_the_grey
· 10 years ago
i agree with the lover of ferrets. FOOTY!!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!
what team does y'all barrak for?
what team does y'all barrak for?
This is actually a thing 22 comments
I think it's trying to communicate 113 comments
gandalf_the_grey
· 10 years ago
Sittin' at home last Sunday mornin' me mate Boomer-rang Said he was havin' a few people around for a barbie, Said he might Kooka-burra-or-two.
I said, "Sounds great, will Wallaby there?"
He said "Yeah and Vege-mite come too".
So I said to the wife "Do you wanna Go-anna?". She said "I'll go if Din-gos".
Pretty soon Ayers Rocks in and things really started jumpin'. This Indian girl, Marsu, turns up, dying to go to the toilet but she couldn't find it. I said to me mate Al, "Hey, where can Marsu-pi-al?" He said "She can go outback with the fellas, she's probably seen a cock-a-too".
A couple of Queens-land at the party, one smellin' pretty strongly of aftershave. One of 'em sat down next to me and I turned to him and I said, "Ya know mate, Eu-reka-Stockade!"
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I said, "Sounds great, will Wallaby there?"
He said "Yeah and Vege-mite come too".
So I said to the wife "Do you wanna Go-anna?". She said "I'll go if Din-gos".
Pretty soon Ayers Rocks in and things really started jumpin'. This Indian girl, Marsu, turns up, dying to go to the toilet but she couldn't find it. I said to me mate Al, "Hey, where can Marsu-pi-al?" He said "She can go outback with the fellas, she's probably seen a cock-a-too".
A couple of Queens-land at the party, one smellin' pretty strongly of aftershave. One of 'em sat down next to me and I turned to him and I said, "Ya know mate, Eu-reka-Stockade!"
I wish I could do this to every girl in my school 14 comments
gandalf_the_grey
· 10 years ago
i always liked jade, but yeah, tori was just irritating.
oh, and kat was really cute. but her voice was annoying
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oh, and kat was really cute. but her voice was annoying
I think it's trying to communicate 113 comments
gandalf_the_grey
· 10 years ago
we got some true blue Aussies right here mate. I am with my people and i luv ya mates.
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I think it's trying to communicate 113 comments
Such delightful creatures 16 comments
Cirlce, square, triangle, fish 19 comments
gandalf_the_grey
· 10 years ago
my mind just went into this rhythm. circle square triangle fish, circle square triangle fish, circle square triangle fish, circle square triangle fish, circle square triangle fish, circle square triangle fish, circle square triangle fish, circle square triangle fish.
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I think it's trying to communicate 113 comments
gandalf_the_grey
· 10 years ago
sometimes us aussies are just not understood. its quite sad actually.
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