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garrettdixon · 11 years ago

I believe in a black Jesus.

garrettdixon · 11 years ago

If only it was that easy to show off your dick in real life...

garrettdixon · 11 years ago

I'd like to see reasons 1-5 just so I can continue adding to my library.

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gj 1 comments

garrettdixon · 11 years ago

Or in the mood to party?

Overdose 8 comments

garrettdixon · 11 years ago

I guess you could say it was, "black male"

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garrettdixon · 11 years ago

You can't just go around doing stuff like that!!!!!

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garrettdixon · 11 years ago

Did...did he just commit suicide? AND resuscitate himself?

garrettdixon · 11 years ago

You guys act like you have never watched dinosaur porn before..

garrettdixon · 11 years ago

So basically, don't get a wrinkly suit...

NomNomNom 3 comments

garrettdixon · 11 years ago

^ I read this as shit-free potatoes.
Thought, "Damn, I've been buying the wrong ones this entire time!!!"

garrettdixon · 11 years ago

You are correct. Rather have one than be taking one up the arse though.

garrettdixon · 11 years ago

We need them bigger!