Isn't this all so trivial. I don't believe in any of this nonsense but there's no point causing problems unless someone is actively trying to convert me or is preaching hate in the name of their magical entity. Incidentally, if you are offended by my comments here then don't worry, I'll burn in hell equivalent. Or be reincarnated as a slug.

But if there's no actual police there, then who's going to arrest you anyway?

Relax. Be true. Be honest. It will go well or badly. It will be worth it

As a guy I can say that pretty much anything distracts me from the task at hand, legs, butt, breasts but also where is that ant going, ooh look a tree that would be great for spying, that's a nice rock. Oh my god this ceiling tile has an extra row than all the others. I can make this staple remover thing look like a violent animal. We like being distracted that's all.

A real legend. A true hero of the people.

Don't let me down... (By the Beatles)

Do American kids really have to do this every day? Because if so, way to go freedom! It's very Orwellian. 2 minute hate anybody?

Is strotum meant to say scrotum? Cos if not, what's a strotum?

Are people having a problem highlighting things? This seems unnecessary.

That's all very well and I get the point of the proverb but... Nope! Not even slightly close to being true in a literal sense.

she clearly putin a lot of effort

I did. Went to Venice in Italy.

These bloody layabout teens! They probably listen to that gangster rock and rihanna swift! Back in my day we liked our oceans dirty and our cancer life threatening! Bastards.

this made me happy even though as a british guy i think tea tastes like used washing up water

Women sometimes have more than one kid. Men don't ever want to be kicked in the balls again.

he doesn't look very happy

bridge over troubled water doesnt work either

I am English and I do not like tea but I drink it anyway because I am sick of the reaction I get when I tell people I don't like it.

was there some kind of sporting event between the replays and adverts and bruno mars?

why should someone not be able to go on a computer cos other people are being horrible to them? your solution is like saying that if you get bullied in real life just never go outside.

This is fast becoming the modern version of religious debate, in that people shouldn't talk about it because people are set in their beliefs and it's something of a pointless argument. Console gamers stick with consoles and pc gamers stick with pcs and everyone seems to hate me cos I use the xbox control in the pc because I can't get used to mouse and keyboard!!!

RUN!!!

*aboot