Where women glow and men plunder

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscle
I said do you speak my language
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich

In Australia there is this iconic goat called Kevin the cunt

Thanks mate

Swanston street in Melbourne is pretty gross and the air seems dirty

Same

Ummm Australian English isn't a thing. We use traditional English just with different slang