GeluRegis

geluregis


The king of frost.
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OC fight! 28 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
The only thing stopping us is the fact that it would be inconvenient to post pictures here
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Save lives by killing! 19 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
A robot took over that twitter account
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My dad is 50+ and this dumb.... 12 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
If you're in the south, they taught abstinence and about all the stds you could catch from having sex.
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My dad is 50+ and this dumb.... 12 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
I mean, as sad as it sounds, I don't think it's a really uncommon thing that guys believe. They rarely teach about contraceptive in sex ed, and a guy especially wouldn't learn about women's birth control. And it never comes up in conversation.
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Is it bad that i pictured phineas and ferb episodes for all of these? 21 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
And then the "It's A Wonderful Life" episode
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Negative attention 11 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
They aren't trying to attract girls, they just want their car or truck to look real nice and roar when they go balls deep in that tailpipe.
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How to tell the british and americans apart, cooking show edition 15 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Iron Chef America, Chopped, Cutthroat Kitchen...
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Awwww cates never change 6 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Its muscles are still tensed up.
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Twitter is changing 11 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Richard Spencer's twitter is verified, as well as Alex Jones'
The real estate show bingo 6 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
How many episodes have you seen which involved a straight couple?
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Moldly bread 14 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Hey, we're already working on that. We've already managed to 3d print a kidney from cells.
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The real estate show bingo 6 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
You: man cave
Me, an intellectual: boi pussy
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Meanwhile, at the weigh-in 4 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
They were *this* close to kissing
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Twitter is changing 11 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Nah, nazis and the altright rarely ever get taken off of twitter. You could literally say that you want to kill all jews and blacks on twitter, and you'd probably still have your account.
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Silver lining 5 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Wait, what? Quarantined with what?
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Raw 12 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
At least it's beef, and not poultry or pork
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An old native saying 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Another cool thing that the Incas did was their stonework. They were able to cut stones in such a way that they could fit them together tightly without mortar, and it's stayed relatively intact, even through earthquakes.
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What about your country? 3 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Does anyone require a free police record to be a politician?
truth is out 7 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Well, shit, I wouldn't want to eat a mouthful of salt by itself.
Just dont lose it after death 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Virginity is a social construct. It doesn't really exist, so don't worry about it at all.
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How else could they afford an iPhone 2 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Even with the new iPhone X, you'd need to buy a lot of them to equal the value of a house.
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What do you expect from an iPhone 12 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Bullet proof glass still cracks when a bullet hits it. But it doesn't shatter or let the bullet go through. Any sort of glass isn't going to be as durable as plastic or some type of polymer, which is flexible and better at handling shock.
42,193 retweets 93,156 likes TEEHEE 16 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Hey, if she makes money, more power to her. Someone that stupid probably doesn't need that money.
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I would eat with pleasure 7 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
I don't want Nic Cage to show up when I'm eating someone out
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That explains it 9 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Bacteria will eat that stuff up though.
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