GeluRegis

geluregis


The king of frost.
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Christmas lists 4 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Satan: I can help you with that.
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Close one 4 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
C O W A R D
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Twitter back at it again 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Sexiest ass folds
2 different animals cooperating to get food 6 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
*walks up to a gay couple* "So which one of you is the Badger and which one is the Coyote?"
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Handsome Squidward Approved 11 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Sugarboy, or something
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Handsome Squidward Approved 11 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Panther Lily?
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Support my right to make Minecraft furry videos 7 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
He's not the only one in our government who wants to fuck over net neutrality.
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Every marketing executive at a big box retailer this time of year 6 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Santa's massive fat knob
Really makes you think 17 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Or being naked with socks on as well
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Body is a temple 8 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
My body is a temple, but it's a weird sex temple that people have sex in.
Ass eating season 5 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
I hate when I slip on ice and fall face first into someone's bare ass.
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Prescription 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
If it was an apothecary shop, perhaps
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Anon visits first world 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
All of the news outlets are looking to push their own agenda, and nowadays, even the president is trying to be a news outlet pushing it's own agenda. Plus, there's a lot more mass shootings to report on here.
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Virgin logic 15 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
I'd drink that soda right after it had 7 penises in it.
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Vegas taxi rules 2 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Would suck to ride this taxi and find that the seats are uncomfortably moist.
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This 3rd grade math problem 13 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
x<15
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You can invite the town for this meal 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Is that even gonna cook?
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Realistic games 18 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
But if you do include swastikas, like in Wolfenstein, people still complain that it's too pc, or pandering to the "far left".
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Rootin tootin Valdemir Putin 17 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Steven's knife
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Rootin tootin Valdemir Putin 17 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Even if they don't have gender, they have the same lack of gender. It's gay, and certainly gay enough for people to complain about it.
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Pretty accurate 8 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
What if those chemical signals we see bacteria putting out are really just traps and hentai
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Who train this man!? 13 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
About to PK Rockin your ass
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Is banana considered for scale here too 5 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Also, take a Japanese sweet potato, wrap it in wet paper and tin foil, then just bury it in the coals and ash. 30 minutes later, you have a roasted sweet potato. Regular potatoes take less time to cook and tend to burn.
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This is why the terrorists hate us 14 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Power move
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Not really certain if this was a clever solution. 9 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Well, if your nudes are already out there, then what can that man do?
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