
Tell me what I wanna hear 30 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
I may have changed the wording a bit, but I don't think there's any difference between his tweets towards N. Korea and a dick measuring contest.
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Way too much...lol 7 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
Habit: Open
Legs: Spread
Dick: Out
I am forcibly removed from the monastery.
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Legs: Spread
Dick: Out
I am forcibly removed from the monastery.
Tell me what I wanna hear 30 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
Don't like or don't want to hear is such a broad category. That could be anything from "Trump is trying to remove regulations that keep people from dumping toxic waste directly into our water" to "Trump is trying to measure his dick up against a megalomaniac." Sure, not all of it is breaking news, but we can't turn a blind eye to everything either.
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Tell me what I wanna hear 30 comments
Japanese shopping karts have magnifying glasses for the elderly! 15 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
They have 4 boxes of melon slices. Maybe not a whole, but it's at least 3/4ths of a melon.
Japanese shopping karts have magnifying glasses for the elderly! 15 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
It looks like it's on clearance, so it's likely cheaper than a whole melon.
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Definition of school 4 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
You aren't gonna get a prolapsed asshole from normal anal sex. Unless you're having sex with horses or dogs.
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"Swat-ing" is a thing? 30 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
And so they shoot the first person who walks out of the door, as if a real hostage taker wouldn't send out a hostage first.
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This... I like this 13 comments
I need 6 Flogboggles 11 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
Fahrenheit was meant to be based around people's temperature, where 100 degrees F would be body temp, but they even messed that up.
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Musk is gonna snap and go full super villain 15 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
We're working on it, but it'll take a few years. The problem is creating fusion that will sustain itself more easily, while also creating more energy than we have to put into it to start the reaction.
Expensive boots 16 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
If you're getting most of your expenses paid, are you really living paycheck to paycheck? And can you really afford something if it means falling deep into debt?
Expensive boots 16 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
It's hard to put a hard definition on something like this, but there are parts which you can define for sure. Someone who lives paycheck to paycheck is not rich. A millionaire with a steady job is rich. Someone who rents their house is probably not rich. Someone who can afford two houses is rich.
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Anon tries being friendly 7 comments
Stuffing it up 3 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
Maybe they fucked a bagel, got their dick stuck in said bagel, and died of blood poisoning when they couldn't take the bagel off.
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Mind blown 24 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
What if time... was a circle, where there is no start or end. Or what if time was a sphere, or a shape that humans can't comprehend....
What about if we have an world so "I don't give a f**k" like this? 13 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
Between friends is the key word. You can't call a random black person "my nigga" and expect them to be okay with it all the time.
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Give me 10k bitcoins 14 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
Then what makes other phones different? As far as anyone can tell, Apple is the only phone brand struggling with their aging batteries.
Give me 10k bitcoins 14 comments
geluregis
· 7 years ago
Maybe Apple shouldn't make a shitty phone that ages out after a year.
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