GeluRegis

geluregis


The king of frost.
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I'm long like a shrimp 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
A gigantic isopod?
Sweetheart 6 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Maybe he has a ring down there too.
Horror or Comedy? 12 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
I'd think that the purpose would be that, if they caught you attempting to commit suicide, they could arrest you on the spot.
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Sweetheart 6 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
It's as big as it needs to be.
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Horror or Comedy? 12 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Jaywalking, speeding, and loitering count as crimes too.
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Killing poachers to save rhinos 13 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Most people would agree with shooting an armed trespasser.
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Do your damn work 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Disinfectant
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Not the milk! 9 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Alternatively, the glass of horse semen that I was gonna drink later
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I want 54 of them 7 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
If you're inside your home and not expecting it.
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I want 54 of them 7 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
No breathing above water, tho
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So you find it offensive? 13 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
People who say this will get punched in the jaw.
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Cultural cooking 35 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
And a shitton of herbs
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Science b*tch! 19 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
How long would you survive on Earth with a spacesuit?
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Oh you know what's about to happen! 12 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
iA! iA! Soon, he rises!
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Cartoon characters as humans 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
That too.
Cartoon characters as humans 10 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Yeah, they were more attractive as lions. If you're gonna make a human version, they should be equally buff and strong as the original.
See past the Void 25 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
It's like any other shitty energy drink
Is this a trap ? 16 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Would an actual gay want to fuck a trap?
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Let there be... Nice guys 14 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
And it's likely that none of them will get what they want in the end, and it's best to accept that you're likely not going to get your shot before you actually ask.
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Tell me what I wanna hear 30 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Here, I'll link the tweet if you're gonna get into semantics.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992
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What a great drug 33 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
4 testicles and nowhere to lay seed
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"Wetter than an Otters Pocket" killed me xD 22 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Alternatively, just send pictures of horse dick or gay sex.
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Tell me what I wanna hear 30 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
He was comparing nuclear button size with Kim Jong Un.
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What a great drug 33 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Sure, and their children are gonna be real healthy when the population gets low enough that they have to interbreed. Because only the strongest will survive. The genepool's gonna get real shallow.
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What a great drug 33 comments
geluregis · 7 years ago
Or catch lethal prion diseases from infected meat.
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