GeluRegis

geluregis


The king of frost.
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Waiter !! 5 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Banish your waiter to space by chugging your drink.
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This girl explains why women need to come off 'rude' to men 43 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
But obviously, we can't shoot every creepy man out there. We'd run out of bullets too quickly.
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b u t t e r____l o v e r 13 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Fool, this only increases my interest.
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This girl explains why women need to come off 'rude' to men 43 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Or because those men are becoming bolder. They need to become afraid again.
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What's the secret to a long marriage? 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
"She's a literal dragon, and her only weakpoint, a small scale-less area where her jaw meets her neck, is completely covered when she curls up to sleep.
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Le cry...Das whine 9 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Do dogs have accents?
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*laugh track* 5 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I'm not Australian, but I'm fairly sure it says "Eat shit, bitch" in American.
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You said that right 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
What if it was like a donation based service? Plenty of women make breast milk that they don't always use up. So we buy the milk from them and make products from it.
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There was pee everywhere 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I read the bottom text first and was eventually disappointed
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Subjective 6 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Bowser is a fuckin daddy, an absolute beast
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If Phones were Anime Girls: 18 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
*Factory data reset*
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What am I doing wrong? I still see it different 11 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Thank you, I guess...
Very much so. 2 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Hey, early 1900s, they were drinking, eating, and practically smearing radium all over themselves.
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What am I doing wrong? I still see it different 11 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I dunno how you reached your canadian talons across the internet, but please remove them from my anus/
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thirst 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Female, so it's going into the water to deploy its egg sacs.
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Subjective 6 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
*Bowser
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No one is safe 11 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
W-where's the link... do they got other models too?
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Modesty first 21 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
If there were more rooms for breastfeeding, then you'd be right. But we can't just have a mother breastfeed in a public restroom.
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Defenders of Earth 9 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Half of them are gonna die from mosquito borne illness, probably.
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Common sense 101. 13 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
But some people are into it~
Oh, huh?? , whoa, wut, wot, what, What, WHAT? 13 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Maybe virgin doesn't have to do with virginity, maybe there's a team that's titled virgin.
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Different way about thinking about things 9 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Tea is a soup. Smoothies are like borscht or gazpacho.
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It's just the high ping 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Bigger on the inside
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Loki can have anyone he wants 14 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
His brother is hotter, if only because I like my men more rugged.
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You got screwed 6 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Screws put too much of a gap for air to leak out, because of the threads on them. A good nail put in by a nailgun will give good traction, while keeping the air sealed in, as they don't have threads.
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