Aw, geez. Hopefully no gay son has to put up with you.

A lot of convictions are just for possession, not for things like driving under the influence which would be dangerous to the public. And now that it's legal to possess marijuana there, they'd have done nothing illegal at all under the current law. Thus, they can't be considered criminals anymore. If we did keep them locked up, we'd no longer have a valid reason for doing so.

All four of them are in a committed relationship, clearly.

If we teach our kids about consent and what is sexual early on, kids who are being abused will be able to recognize that what they're going through isn't normal.

It wouldn't. It's just really cool.

James always has them, he just wraps them up half the time.

Looks like skydivers, football players, exmilitary, and white water rafting enthusiasts can't become teachers either, due to their at risk lifestyle. They're statistically more likely to suffer injury or illness.

Bowser is gay, and Yoshi is male, but also weird from a biological standpoint.

Water cannons are more effective for that. Less collateral, extra range, extreme force.

If we had kinder eggs in the US, we'd have kinder eggs in us.

That's the name of Elon Musk's company, they bore holes.

Humanity is enslaved by swans

Depends if the zombies are moist, dried out, or full of methane from the decomposition.

Flamethrowers and molotovs accomplish the same purpose, but one can be thrown further.

Found the client

It is, but everything is a fetish.

A lot of organic material is or was poop.

When the tsuki hits your eye
Like a mochi in the sky
That's aishiteru

Honestly, all big flightless birds are terrifying. They're still dinosaurs. Cassowaries, emu, ostriches, all could shunt your dick into your own ass with a single kick.

Absolutely, the most frustrating thing about language is that it can never be taken as its written. Context is always important, but we must also be sure that we're seeing the right context as well.