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geluregis


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I’m a Vegetarian 1 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Or "I'm on a diet."
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This is why I love China 10 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
It's one of the best conductors of electricity, and it's somewhat rare. Diamonds are very common in comparison.
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What do you mean I have a cold? 12 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
But it's not like there are any non upstanding American citizens. We can all buy guns, because all of America is great
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This is why I love China 10 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Real diamonds are as rare as the ones.we mass produce. They're practically worthless, except that their price is artificially inflated.
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Some dragon types from different folklores! 8 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
There's the qilin, which is either depicted as a giraffe or a four-legged wingless dragon creature.
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A little too much cream for my taste 7 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Cummies
I thought this was some sort of face swap! 9 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Ah, yes, the Jamaican. The Japanese urban legend of a man-faced dog that's often found searching through trash, the Jamaican.
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Yet humanity decides to give millions to semi-literate guys who chase a ball on the grass 38 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
They get a lot of money off advertising too, and other sorts of sponsorships. Good luck avoiding literally everything advertised by a sports person.
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Sharing the same dream 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I dunno how I'm gonna call that sexy orc that showed up in that dream movie theatre.
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I’m sure it went swimmingly 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
What else would it be? A sex doll of Jason? No Jason would let himself be tied up in the middle of a lake.
The way this calendar program allows you to choose your vibration pattern 8 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I'm not sure if that many people actually know how to read music.
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Last male northern white rhino 22 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Cloning takes a female specimen, to use for the womb. Theoretically, another species of rhino might be used, but I don't think it would work out well. Plus, you'd only get copies of the original. Cloning wouldn't be able to bring the species back, only slightly prolong its existence.
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What is this power I have yet to wield? 19 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Lesbian black hole
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And the bullet goes to 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
But bullets certainly help.
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Modern horror story 13 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
It's like buying a ring, but instead of ring, it says "American Fingerlet"
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I knew I wasn't the only one 12 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
When I die, maybe.
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Somalian girl decodes the african cultural references in black panther 65 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Africa is a big place that isn't solely made up of tribal villages or shantytowns.
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Somalian girl decodes the african cultural references in black panther 65 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Cap'n still uses a frisbee. It's a cool, shock absorbing, returning frisbee, but it's still a frisbee. Someone could attack him from behind or shoot his legs. Hawkeye still uses a bow. A bow that shoots special arrows, but it's just a bow. Black Widow... She doesn't really have a special weapon other than her martial arts skills. Superhero weapons make no sense. Cool is usually the only rule.
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This dentist and his employees. 7 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
That's the broodfather, to bear all the children like a seahorse.
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Emo 2 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Scene and punk is kinda emo, and that involves bright colors. As long as the colors are painfully bright.
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Wtf 13 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Size is just a number.
Do you pour your milk before or after the cereals ? 5 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I pour both in at the same time.
Asians understand 23 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Who the hell doesn't take their shoes off inside? You'll track dirt everywhere.
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