iTravel 9 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
It doesn't take regular gasoline, only iGasoline.
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This should be done in every country 16 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
We only want the best patrolling our streets and protecting us. It would be foolish to settle for any old charlatan who would want to be a policeman just because they thought it would be cool.
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Context matters 10 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
But it's just a chicken. We can call a chicken whatever name we want, and who's to complain for it? The chicken certainly doesn't mind.
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Your p*rn is safe from now on 2 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Parent: Hey, can I use your computer real quick? *clicks the internet explorer icon* Oh god
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21 years later.... "Oh god.. Why?" 3 comments
Bikini Bottom has Universal Basic Income 11 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Dunno how you're gonna find a clarinet, snail food, or art supplies on the ground, but okay.
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Things get weird on too much catnip 5 comments
Vegan and eat meat 3 comments
The devils tool 20 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
The clit is obviously meant to penetrate another female's vagina and deposit sperm in it, impregnating her.
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The 1% have all the fun 6 comments
Don't forget 62 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
It would be, I'm sure that the many many many people who have been wrongly shot or threatened by police would agree with you on that.
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Don't forget 62 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Even if they're only suspected of being armed, the police always shoot, regardless of how old they might be or what they're doing. That is, if you look threatening to them. If you look like an average middle class white man, you'll probably be fine, even if you are carrying.
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Prank in a prank 3 comments
Yay free nips! 32 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
It'll fit in a mouth, between two feet, between two hands, and between some thighs too.
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Realistic mannequin 4 comments