GeluRegis

geluregis


The king of frost.
=3

— GeluRegis Report User
iTravel 9 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
It doesn't take regular gasoline, only iGasoline.
5
This should be done in every country 16 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
We only want the best patrolling our streets and protecting us. It would be foolish to settle for any old charlatan who would want to be a policeman just because they thought it would be cool.
9
Context matters 10 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
But it's just a chicken. We can call a chicken whatever name we want, and who's to complain for it? The chicken certainly doesn't mind.
Context matters 10 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
A chicken is a chicken.
Your p*rn is safe from now on 2 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Parent: Hey, can I use your computer real quick? *clicks the internet explorer icon* Oh god
17
21 years later.... "Oh god.. Why?" 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Well, she did say to leave.
11
Bikini Bottom has Universal Basic Income 11 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Dunno how you're gonna find a clarinet, snail food, or art supplies on the ground, but okay.
Yes or no? 17 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Pictures work, probably
1
Yes or no? 17 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Yes, without doubt.
4
Things get weird on too much catnip 5 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Milk flavored water
· Edited 6 years ago
Don't wanna get dirty 5 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Unless you're into shit...
1
And he'll never use it 5 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Or, one condom, in his case.
8
Never been to either of these places but worth a shot 6 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
They're both English spoken by drunk stoners.
3
Watch Those calories 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I'm watchin it, alright.
7
Vegan and eat meat 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
A vegan that eats plants grown from the corpses of animals.
10
The devils tool 20 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
The clit is obviously meant to penetrate another female's vagina and deposit sperm in it, impregnating her.
30
Don't forget 62 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Do Americans really have a right to privacy?
The 1% have all the fun 6 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
The tesla also has a front trunk. That's two dead hookers, total.
22
Don't forget 62 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
It would be, I'm sure that the many many many people who have been wrongly shot or threatened by police would agree with you on that.
1
Don't forget 62 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Even if they're only suspected of being armed, the police always shoot, regardless of how old they might be or what they're doing. That is, if you look threatening to them. If you look like an average middle class white man, you'll probably be fine, even if you are carrying.
· Edited 6 years ago
Prank in a prank 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Why'd they have to put a box in such a yummy looking cake
8
Yay free nips! 32 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
It'll fit in a mouth, between two feet, between two hands, and between some thighs too.
· Edited 6 years ago
Realistic mannequin 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Most guys in their 30s to 50s end up like that, especially dads.
3
Chaos is in the box 10 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Don't let her open that box.