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Yeah, but it's supposed to be red, not white.

Peas are good too, out of the pods.

Mouths and foot claws work fine for that.

Really zoomed in. If you zoom in a lot.

iPads paid for with student tuition or state taxes or some sort of grant is a bit of a mouthful.

Which oc, the 4'9" 5th grade girl who goes to a christian school?

Also, people who can't digest the damn stuff.

Yep, their totally original OC, Tezcatlipoca, who definitely has no basis in history or mythology.

Nah, they demonetize "pc" videos too. Gay videos, black videos, trans videos, etc. They just want watered down milk videos.

Imagine monster house, except instead of a house, it's a vagina.

Some reptiles are female only, and sometimes birds just mash their cloacas together.

A shame there's no way for us to prevent these sorts of people from owning guns. No way at all...

Ducks and some reptiles have penises and cloacas.

It could be a bird or a plane

It could also be that, since you're the guest, they're expected to take care of you. Offering to do the dishes would be like saying that they can't even do the dishes on their own.

When she had normal hair and one (1) small snake.