Most people have 2 grandpas, not including granduncles.

Do you think he doesn't want upvotes?

Though, America does have a fuckton of space. It's not like people occupy every single square mile of this nation. Plenty of dead towns out there too. Of course, we don't need to put all the solar panels in one place either.

Yeah. A border checkpoint alright.

There are plenty of guns in the country already.

There's plenty of people who carry guns with them for self defense.

A cooking contest, where the secret ingredient is holy water.

Plane seats don't even have enough room for my skinny ass short legs.

But double wrench~

It's so you can attach your socket wrench to your open-ended wrench.

If a single diploid cell counts as a human, then surely a haploid cell that makes up part of that diploid cell would be half of a human. It's simple maths.

The astral plane

It sounds like they didn't tell him or he didn't get proper representation.

I recognize the first as Ea, from Fate. Dunno the other.

Like, bears who are gay or the gays who are bears

The tomb's been broken open already, by some British pillagers.