Whenever you see something like this, ya just gotta think "Can I insert my testicles into this phrase?"

They probably took the rest of the carcass home, or so I hope.

Ligma balls, sugondese nuts, bofa deez nuts

Or maybe they didn't have a swim diaper or something

But for the most part, you should be cooking or preparing your meats before consuming them...

Fun fact, death cap mushrooms have been reported to have a pleasant flavor, but they will absolutely kill you dead.

cos she got horns and no titties

I used a metal implement to introduce flesh into my moist, bony orifice.

Because when you've been trapped in a pressurized metal tube for 5+ hours, clapping isn't a nice sound to listen to

There are vaccines for some bacterial illnesses, though I imagine they work somewhat differently

The plague didn't kill just dumb people. It killed anyone with the misfortune of being in proximity to rats, which is pretty much everyone in medieval Europe, aside from the very wealthy.

Jesus ran out of arms and legs to give to people, now he's just a floating torso with a head.

Apparently, there's already a shitty, shitty Maximum Ride movie that uses shitty, shitty CGI for the wings, instead of these beauties.

Yes, the hospital shouldn't have taken him off of life support without the consent of the parents. However, there's still nothing to indicate that treatment at a Vatican hospital would have given him a different chance. The issue lies solely with how the British hospital where he was at decided to terminate life support on a boy with a very low chance of surviving, and a full recovery would be undoubtedly out of the question.

Any specifics on that? And would it have been any better than what the hospital in Britain had?

Help him how? Surgery, medication, or continuation of life support?

I thought he glitched up the ladder for a moment,

A hospital at the Vatican, which is in Italy.