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geluregis


The king of frost.
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Powder wings 9 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Nipple dust
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At least you get half a can of soda 15 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I'm grateful that there's a cashier to bag my groceries and a container to keep my eggs safe, but I'm still gonna be ticked if they break the eggs while they're bagging them. It's not entitlement to disapprove when a company isn't doing their job in a satisfactory manner.
At least you get half a can of soda 15 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I'm not gonna lick the airline's boots for giving me shitty service. That would be like thanking the cashier for breaking all of your eggs while they're bagging your groceries.
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At least you get half a can of soda 15 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
A shame that most airline companies profit off of human suffering. They keep lowering the amount of leg room, but more often than not, there are few other companies that you could fly with instead that would have better service. There is no free market involved in airline travel. Only a monopoly, where the consumer suffers unless they are able to pay an exorbitant fee.
Romance in 2018 5 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Kneepit sex
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It becomes more and more clear everyday 7 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Women don't really like it when a man finishes first, before she gets a chance to...
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Chemistry Teacher made their classroom ceiling the elements 8 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
That should be the only test that you shouldn't have the periodic table for. Beyond that, you need the table to get the molar masses and atomic numbers, and to know the charges as well.
Bean jar 13 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
A childhood indeed. Maybe not the healthiest one, but a childhood for sure.
No one would notice 6 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Maybe not seen a small door.
He got his feedback 15 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
He liked it enough to message her after. I doubt she was that loose. Though, perhaps it's not a question of size, but a lack of skill.
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He got his feedback 15 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
The vagina was tight enough for him to get off to, seeing that he bothered to text back after.
No one would notice 6 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Or someone looking to set a trend.
Faux news 18 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Guilty of being more efficient than the military at spending money and getting results.
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Bring back the classics 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
You'd need a strong enough magnet and a way to ensure that the fish ate enough of the powder. You'd be easier off just throwing dynamite in the water, or using an electrofishing rig.
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Common Sense really should be a requirement 19 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Maybe one day...
Common Sense really should be a requirement 19 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
In the comics, Thanos made Deadpool immortal, since Thanos wanted to get with Death, who was in love with Deadpool.
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Well, it's true 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
*quickly traumatizes them for life
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Edible water bottles 14 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
They call it seaweed-based, like one might call gelatin pork-based. It's processed heavily, until it's pure sodium alginate, so it's nothing like seaweed anymore. It won't have much taste other than the flavor the water gives it.
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Full name 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
PhD in political science
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Childhood memories 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Well, it is some type of aromatic substance
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I think she know who she prayed too. 18 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
God isn't shaped like a cross or a church or a book, but people pray to those things every day.
Desperate times call for desperate measures 7 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
"What the fuck are you doing?"
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I hate the term 'friendzone' with a passion 12 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I don't understand the idea of dating someone before being friends with them???? Is that weird? I mean, I don't wanna have a relationship with someone before I know them as a friend.
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Crocodile tears 9 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
And how would the bar come up?
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Leave some girls for us 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I hate it when I'm wearing sunglasses and women come up and suck on my nose like it's a dick.