It could be fun if you were trying to race or catch them. It would not be fun if you had to protect them.

Not so much a zombie virus as it would be a rogue necromancer

But they're still living. Technically not dead. And we've recently found that they're perfectly conscious as well, in the case of ant cordyceps. Their bodies are completely controlled by the fungus, but their minds are still pristine. Untouched. Forced to observe itself doing what the fungus commands.

*furries

She just took him in the bath with her, his head first.

Shitty liquor/beer, probably.

Or a blowjob with extra teeth

Synchronized swimming just be like that

I mean, okay... Legally, you can be a bitter old man about these things, but morally? Not the best idea.

Kidney stones, probably

They also have strong unions, so you're less likely to be laid off without a good reason.

*with dead seed paste in between two dead wheat and yeast slices

Humans can be naturally evil and still want laws that force them to be good. That's the social contract, people got tired of fighting and figured it would be easier to cooperate, even if it means backstabbing eachother later.