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geluregis


The king of frost.
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He meant like a piano 20 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Yeah, but it's not like she was blowing on the dick as if it were a cello. She was blowing it in the style of a cello. A cello motif.
He meant like a piano 20 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Like a cello, so a cello styled blowjob. It's a blowjob with the idea of a cello in mind.
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Calculated by a girl 6 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Eh, length is nice, but how thicc is it?
Signs of racism 8 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
3_3 I can't see em either
War against lootboxes begins? 3 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Eventually, we'd have been getting lootboxes with whole damn games in them if Belgium didn't stop them.
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It's clean 12 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Red curry or spaghetti
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Signs of racism 8 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
:3
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I love super vivid dreams 31 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
But even in summer and winter, no heating or air conditioning.
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When Zucc turned into a villian 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Ah, he did something other than facebook?
Makes sense 5 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
School Two, the sequel to School, being criticized for its easy difficulty, compared to the Dark Souls-esque difficulty of the original.
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When Zucc turned into a villian 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
At what point was he the hero?
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Things to do after engagement 8 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Or one of the cinnamon buns or a plate of swedish meatballs with sauce
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Condom testers, 1939 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
They only test a few from the batch, the rest aren't opened or tested.
Don't mess with John Wick 8 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Pretending to be a reasonable person to himself and his followers?
We could be in Marvel universe 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Then New York would have surely been destroyed again.
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Damn huge 12 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
That's a forest god, if I've ever seen one.
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I love super vivid dreams 31 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Blood ritual maybe?
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When you park like an asshole 11 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
It would be resisting arrest if you called the police on them.
Who knows? 2 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
I feel like a minimum effective dose should be less than the amount it takes to kill you, unless the effect is to literally kill you.
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Sums me up ! 8 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Fish actually tastes good, though?
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You son of a b*tch 5 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Man, I can really picture the look on their faces.
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Now I know why my dog always wants more 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
Or as a pack grooming thing
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The bees are on to something 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
What about africanized bees?
These parents make a gouda couple 4 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
When you go to toss someone their keys, but you actually thought they said grater.
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Zombie outbreak would be short 24 comments
geluregis · 6 years ago
What if they were animated through dark magic, like a puppet with strings attached to the limbs