He meant like a piano 20 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Yeah, but it's not like she was blowing on the dick as if it were a cello. She was blowing it in the style of a cello. A cello motif.
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He meant like a piano 20 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Like a cello, so a cello styled blowjob. It's a blowjob with the idea of a cello in mind.
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War against lootboxes begins? 3 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
Eventually, we'd have been getting lootboxes with whole damn games in them if Belgium didn't stop them.
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I love super vivid dreams 31 comments
When Zucc turned into a villian 4 comments
Makes sense 5 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
School Two, the sequel to School, being criticized for its easy difficulty, compared to the Dark Souls-esque difficulty of the original.
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When Zucc turned into a villian 4 comments
Things to do after engagement 8 comments
Condom testers, 1939 4 comments
Don't mess with John Wick 8 comments
We could be in Marvel universe 4 comments
When you park like an asshole 11 comments
Who knows? 2 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
I feel like a minimum effective dose should be less than the amount it takes to kill you, unless the effect is to literally kill you.
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You son of a b*tch 5 comments
Now I know why my dog always wants more 4 comments
These parents make a gouda couple 4 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
When you go to toss someone their keys, but you actually thought they said grater.
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Zombie outbreak would be short 24 comments
geluregis
· 6 years ago
What if they were animated through dark magic, like a puppet with strings attached to the limbs