Less land means that overpopulation would become even worse

chaotic awesome

Imagine if the can opener came out beforehand, though. "We have this tool for opening cans. What's a fuckin can? I dunno~"

Also could have resulted in a nipple window

Yoda's 12 inch dong was dragging across the ground wherever he walked.

Money is money.

Yoda fucks

With that much money, you can get a new face and a new life

It's likely that the memer just put a random photo to go with the story, since I'm unsure if the scientist would have taken a photo of such a thing.

We don't need to pick people just because they're white. We don't see race. Having a white person in as a diversity pick would just be pandering to all the special snowflakes out there.

The british have an accent, but they had the damn language far longer than the US did. There's no "perfect" way to pronounce English sounds, as language changes depending on the area and how people use it. That's why there's dialects and accents. All those different groups in China aren't speaking Mandarin wrong, they're just speaking it differently, according to their culture. The British aren't bad at English, they just have their own way of pronouncing things.

They'll eventually go far enough up the road that the new cop will be going the right way, unless that guy got pulled over going the wrong way far down the interstate.

Money is money

"Ow, my fingers! Fuck!"

It introduces H+ ions into the water (and OH- ions in equal measure, I guess)

Real cheese, to begin with, instead of the orange stuff that pretends to be cheese.