Caption this 6 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
I don't think ants are capable of spreading apart the lips of one's anus. You'd have to set up a little tube or tunnel for them.
What if you don't identify as a pregnant "person" 12 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
Understandable, that should be cover most legal circumstances, until womb transplants become a thing.
What if you don't identify as a pregnant "person" 12 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
You can't just say its defined in woman's rights laws if you don't actually know if it's defined in there.
What if you don't identify as a pregnant "person" 12 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
Given that its a treaty, there's a very legal difference between those two terms.
Nothing says adult quite like a sippy cup 7 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
Still, it's kinda like pissing on a wildfire. Banning a single use of consumer plastic is not gonna do very much, especially when big corporations still have a much bigger impact on our environment than any number of consumers. With all the packaging used, chemical waste, and other various forms of waste that a factory produces, it's unlikely that any change in consumer habits will affect anything in comparison.
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Typical er 3 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
You gotta be more specific when it comes to wishes. It's like some kinda monkey paw bullshit.
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Well, this is one way to bring a bit of FUN to adulting 7 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
Optimal strategy is to do nothing but gorge yourself on gummy vitamins while wildly cleaning absolutely everything in sight.
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The worlds biggest problem solved 3 comments
This just isn't anyone's year, is it? 22 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
Those robots, being oppressed by those dastardly female-presenting nipples
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This just isn't anyone's year, is it? 22 comments
RISE 6 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
On April 20th, 4:20 pm, let's all walk on the white house lawn and start doing fortnite dances. That'll show our government how much gamers are oppressed in our society.
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You may be a hipster.... But you'll never be a girl spinning yarn in a BMW dealership 4 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
When you're waiting for so long that you decide to start your own society within the dealership.
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You get this if you don't pay workers in my town 5 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
If they find the perpetrator. Until then, that boss has to deal with this sorta thing until he fixes his shit.
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Ungrateful bastards 1 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
And all the aliens who helped build Rome watchin from the sky and seeing the Romans get the credit.
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Jesus the expert on Rule 13 3 comments
Do his dishes 8 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
If you really want to fuck with him, cook him a nice dinner, get some romantic candle light, and throw down some rose petals, and wear that lingerie he really likes, and lie down sexily in his bed.
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Economics 101 10 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
In other words, tax cuts for the wealthy are exclusively for the benefit of that person. Even if they have more money, they aren't obligated to pay their workers any more, and only become richer, causing the economy to stagnate as more and more money is stockpiled in one place without being spent.
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Economics 101 10 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
Cylinders are hard to compress shapes, and glass is fairly strong when it comes to compressive force. But eventually all those glasses will break.
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I might be wrong, but this is how I see it 18 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
Well, yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that some people are just racist.
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Unpopular opinion here 31 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
Why a 100 times tho? Like, "childbirth is painful, but being tortured to death with a variety of implements coated in lemon juice and salt would be worse." Getting kicked in the balls and giving birth are both arguably part of the normal human experience, but getting kicked a 100 times?
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What about Jupiter 10 comments
geluregis
· 5 years ago
Because the sort of climate change we're seeing isn't the same as the trends we've seen in the past. It's blatantly different.
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