GeluRegis

geluregis


The king of frost.
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Harry potter lore 9 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
There was one post where she mentioned that, before the invention of modern plumbing, wizards simply relieved themselves where they stood and vanished the evidence.
Harry potter lore 9 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
Harry was constantly followed by a hot pink elephant, but it was never brought up in the books because it wasn't relevant to his journey.
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OK, OK, OK... Wait,what? 5 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
They're poisonous. When the thief thinks they've found a purse full of delicious bees and decides to have a snack, they end up dead.
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Girls will be girls 5 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
That guy isn't that chubby either.
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If music be the food to my ears. Feed me 5 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
Two Trucks - Neil Cicierega
I Am Become Christmas - Neil Cicierega
The entirety of the splatoon 2 soundtrack
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Dungeons and dragons 11 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
My dnd chara is a big dicked chaotic neutral half orc druid with a dragonborn bf, I am destined to fuck a true dragon, no matter what the dm says.
Dungeons and dragons 11 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
It wouldn't come with a big dragon to fuck and terrorize the populace with.
Dungeons and dragons 11 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
You can't fuck a coat.
Dungeons and dragons 11 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
If you aren't fucking the dragons, then what's the point?
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Very very fake and phony 27 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
There's a difference between a policy being implemented during a president's term and a president implementing a policy, though... Especially seeing that the policy itself wasn't put into process until recently.
Oof 7 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
They're easier to watch if they're all in the same place.
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Forget Avengers Endgame, this is the new game 5 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
It was actually Tony's shirt all along
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titless 12 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
They aren't drones, but they've all been paid off and will snitch at any given moment
Who else watches reality tv and would watch this!? 3 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
They end up fucking to prove they're not the straight one.
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Free room and board 19 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
Though, putting a person in a shithole prison in close quarters with a bunch of other criminals and reducing their job prospects to almost nothing doesn't exactly turn people into law abiding citizens.
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Congratulations, you played yourself 5 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
More relatable? And to make it harder to reverse image search
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But did anyone notice the 'no data' part of this map 16 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
The snow tends to reflect a lot of UV light, which could contribute to that, but the graph not reflecting that may be more due to colonization.
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Holy smash 10 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
Holy water is just gasoline and nitroglycerin.
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Time to remove a star from our flag 7 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
Trunp
A better use of textbook money 4 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
There was a sale at the pet shelter
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She knows it. We know it. Legue is salty 2 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
Neeko neeko nii
Same 6 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
Sounds like someone had a baby fetish or something
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That fixes it, checkmate antisocialists 8 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
"Venezuela is socialist, and is doing badly, so all things associated with socialism, including taxes, social programs, and all government regulation must also be bad. Viva la free market, I read Ayn Rand to my children every night."
Saw this a few days ago and had to post 15 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
Killing someone doesn't make you a hero. There doesn't have to be a hero, and in this case, there wasn't one.
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Ppl need to be more like this guy 9 comments
geluregis · 5 years ago
Electricity is needed for a lot of critical medical equipment, though.
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