GerardFDickpickles

gerardfdickpickles


Ahem. Yes, it is I, Gerard Francois Dickpickles. Don't question it, just let it happen...

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Suddenly, a leg 6 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
More.
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Dog thoughts 5 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
So really the dress would still be black and blue... Or white and gold.
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Should have paid attention in algebra smh 2 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
y=mx+b is linear...
Shrek is love 11 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Shrek is life.
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Segway gladiator 12 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Are there rings attached to his fake gold nipples?
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Now That I Think About It 34 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
*sigh*. Well, I cannot argue with that simply because your entire opinion is based on what you believe your God's outlook on marriage is. As I don't believe in a God I can't counter your arguments in a way that would be logical or persuasive for you. In any case, thank you for sharing :)
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Now That I Think About It 34 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Hello guest, sorry for the delay. Yes, I am genuinely curious as to why you think that homosexual marriage is a sin. Although a part of me really wants to rail and argue about why it isn't, I think it's more merciful for everyone that I just shut up and let you explain.
"My friend got burgled. They took everything but Twilight" 21 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Admittedly, that movie was disappointing as fuck.
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Now That I Think About It 34 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
It rather bugs me that you (guest) consider homosexuality a 'sin'. And since when was the cake a 'wedding' cake? The post did specifically say it was a cake 'for a gay person'. Not people. Not couple. 'Person'. As far as I'm concerned, a cake won't make a gay person more gay.
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Aliens 8 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Aw, thank you! And yeah, they do sound awesome.
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Aliens 8 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Thanks to The Big Bang Theory, I do.
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Anyone else who played with this durinig childhood? 18 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
dat reference
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Audio orb will give you 360 degrees of bass 45 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Imagine if this thing had wheels. And a motor. And some form of steering. Then you could just live in your little bubble.
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This is a Concept Violin. 28 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
I play and I wonder.... it looks really heavy, how the heck are you supposed to balance this thing when there's a giant claw of metal hanging across your chest?? Also, where are the strings, how do you tune, how do you even know where to place your bow?? How does it even sound? Imma let you finish, but the violin is fine just the way it is. Don't need none o' dat concept violin.
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That's Why I Love Pringles 11 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Air is 70% nitrogen...
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Your kid is a compass 15 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
And people have to actually like you.
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I never knew fruit could show such expression! 14 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
That's because it's a lying little shit and waits to get into your mouth before punishing you.
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Vine 5 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
I don't know what Vine is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
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Broccoli is allways better 6 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Well, broccoli are actually flowers.
Also this is perfect.
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I'll just leave this here... Do what you want. 28 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Looked it up, did you...? >:)
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I'll just leave this here... Do what you want. 28 comments
gerardfdickpickles · 9 years ago
Bot-fly removals.
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