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gerardfdickpickles

Ahem. Yes, it is I, Gerard Francois Dickpickles. Don't question it, just let it happen...

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Starling 8 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

These things are so fucking pretty but in Australia we don't have them, so when I went to Europe I was all 'WHAT IS THIS MARVELOUS CREATURE??!' and started taking pictures like no tomorrow but I could feel everyone thinking 'why tf is she taking pictures of it?'
I was so confused until I realised that these things are fucking. everywhere.

This flower at a friend's house 11 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

Shit, they're onto us. WE ARE DISCOVERED, FLEE IMMEDIATELY!

Hi FS, from the year 2035 (I'm in a future train) 15 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

WHAT ABOUT SHERLOCK??

The Sexy Wild West 9 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

What sort of sex have YOU been experiencing??

So many arrows 13 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

Dat pun

So many arrows 13 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

*whispers* look at her username...

Run my friend run 7 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

TO VICTORY!

*puts on sunglasses* YEEEAAAHHH 5 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

Now I'm disappointed it didn't.

ALWAYS wear skin coloured yoga pants 18 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

That dude at the back knows what's up

Most funsubsters 8 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

That could still take a while...

Victorian Sherlock Christmas special!!! 12 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.

Salvador Dali drawing a pen*s on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s 4 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

Sadly this is not true.... It's an awkward-looking medusa instead. http://s.pikabu.ru/post_img/2014/01/10/9/1389360242_477378257.jpg

Holy Perfume 15 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

Welcome! ^ v ^

Holy Perfume 15 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

I think they're skin wrinkles.

Shrek is love, Skrek is life. 26 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

Nope! From the horses mouth; 'Of course it was removable! We used a certain tape that wouldn’t rip her posters. And I had tried taking some down beforehand to make sure they would come off without ruining them. :)'

Liquid gay 9 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

What about plasma?

Boys, remember not to buy Apple Watch 9 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Boys, remember not to buy Apple Watch 9 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

*to the fridge.

Umm. . . 9 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

Get rid of the last two words, and we're all set.

What if we came from Mars 22 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

What about the prehistoric not-exactly-human-but-close fossils found, like 'cave-men' homo erectus? Don't tell me they had a spaceship...

i found it. 11 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

Oh right prohibited... I need glasses.

i found it. 11 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

Please note: The illegal distribution of this rare Pepe through means of posting or saving is... is... iS WHAT??!!

Tumblr 8 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

And a whiny one, too

Well sh*t 24 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

Well, yes.... And no. The oxygen is used in an exothermic (heat-releasing) reaction that makes water and carbon dioxide (and heat) which keeps your body warm, but not as a byproduct something literally burning inside you. Which is sad because being on fire as a regular part of existence would be fucking cool af

I painted my old shoes, what do you think? 25 comments

gerardfdickpickles · 8 years ago

And here we have a classic example of Schrodinger's douchebag.