Had this quote been from someone with a gambling addiction, it'd have an entirely different meaning. Loss aversion is a bitch.

That's funny because I just walked past an average person 36 times.

But I still can't believe its not butter.

Imagine stepping on that...

Fake. A true Canadian would have included a "sorry"

This happens more often than you'd think, usually when the pockets are already filled with other balls.

Someone's getting a little aHEAD of themselves

looks like a new pixar film