LEWIS! :3

actually the Vice President literally doesnt have to do anything but show up places, kiss babies and shake hands, so the congress does more than him... and he isn't really even voted for...

i saw delicioso and im like where do you go hogwarts... then seconds later im like oh right thats spanish... and my dreams where crushed....

found one in like 2 seconds...

Only she only told only him only she only loved only him only.

Flying cars, light sabers, cyborgs, hover boards, and blasters all exist... and if you use the true definition of alien then those exist too

ive actually owned both apple products and non-apple products and ive always found the non-apple products work much faster and better... im currently on a macbook air and this thing crashes like crazy i would rather have a toshiba anyday

then theres me... i understand very well

the only way it would be legal would be if you were discussing the different religions... and yes the earth was arranged by absolutely the luckiest possible chaos

i own a $2000 dollar computer not a $2000 piece of crap, that is actually worth $500

actually bad guys always hit the arm

i dislike olive garden... and its now an inside joke in my family...

welp.... the world might as well may say GG because it was a Blood Tormentor from Star Conflict lol :3

i would just switch genders whenever i felt like XD

*teach

how is it a selfie?

i love happy tree friends :3

maybe she thinks her music is horrible and she gets a headache from it

accept that friend request jeez

you forget that patrick has to move a giant rock everyday to get out of his house, but the true problem is that stainless steel shattering against a wooden barrel