i like how it says 13 guards in the 2nd to last paragraph then says "all 12" in the last one... so 1 got away with pay or a typo?

I would... because when I do certain things over and over during the day they start to enter my dreams... but my dreams add fantastic things to them that are great... and I've been playing this game called "Besiege" a lot lately and I've been making cool and awesome designs in my dreams that I'd love to create :3

am i one of the few that actually prefers Bing over Google?

I now think the UK Burger Kings should be Burger Queens and the US ones stay Burger Kings, while everywhere else they should be the Burger Princes

I WILL BECOME SPODERMON!

White Shot, The Smiter of Metropolis.... sounds like I'm Superman's lover

i like the one where it says "I yell at my wife in public" bc my dad dresses that way normally

Rebel, I am.

if that happened to me i would literally scream "OMG DON'T MAKE MY HAND SMELL LIKE FLOWERS" then hit the ground and laugh to the point of crying and hope that my girlfriend would join in on the laughter

I hate when a chinchilla eats the universe

because MLK jr wouldnt have done anything for 2 decades after anne frank died...

bwoser makes it sound as if you are imitating yourself as a small child.... i could download games and stuff before i could talk

uhhh a decent looking girl with wats on the shirt (both sides)

i want a teacher like that teacher

dont forget the great emu war

kill the lion clearly and use it as a food source

this man deserves an award

possibly greatest waste of energy ever

married to a mudkip :3 that is amazing lol XD ill be like this is my bride she is amazing and it would just be like mud-kip?

Well counting that satan can shapeshift into anything im up for it :3

wow XD

greatest mom ever lol