I'm a little happy now, is that normal?

The bike majestically flys away

Bullshit. That's Travis Pastrana, and he did skydive without parachute but with three guys who did catch him.

How can you slap Charlie Sheen like that?

I'm colorblind.

At least wipe the cocaine of your hands

All this pizza and no friends to share it with................ More pizza for me

Then I'll read it again.

No more pain, shhhhh just die

What if potatoes where cheese
And cheese was unicorns

Bear is all like: bitch I'd fuck you up but that tree is calling me right now

It's just 1reason: Dat Ass

I'd call her. She's hawt and I'm good with kids. (Not a Pedophile)

And that's how he got to see three women naked

Can't tell if dude or dudet on the right

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!

Haha, jokes on you I have no friends :[

After he got hit he was like "okay, I'll be leaving now"