I have a small member.

You mean him.

Could you smell souls?

This guy.

I thought my comment was funny because I read the last part where it said grown up man. My sense of humor is weird.

They're actually vaginas with people.

What if it's a lady?

And the gift card is expired.

Money well spent.

It's called "Who Am I" :)

It's from an old Jackie Chan film.

What if that's his baby sitter?

Tits your calm, it was a vine intended to be funny, shes fine.

I think that's a dude.

He fingered a girl once… she died

Thank you.