The part that worries me is I recognise the mum and dad from the Caleb and Sophia propaganda videos >_>

You get hugs?

Turned out to be a prank, faked for the views.

Mine says "just throw me in the trash".

My mum tried this too, it's difficult!

YouTube /watch?v=ZfYFx6MOTYU

That's what happens when you don't stretch out the balloon before inflating it, they inflate unevenly.

It's super effective. Josh has fainted...

Reply is 100% correct, they were specifically modifying the beak genes to make it less beak-like.

Such a beautiful puppy, I love you Tofu.

It's true. I saw them in the grocery store two days ago.

Yeah, it's not like depression's a REAL disease that can potentially cause permanent damage to the brain... oh wait.

Reading comprehension fail. OP didn't say "happy ending", OP said "ending they want to see".