When I remember to defrost the chicken that I will be using to make dinner
I can't have this Cauldron Cake, I'm on a no-sugar diet. God, Hermione, you're so stupid!
Could watch this all day
"How often do you think about your crush?"
Not safe for work
when your family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
When people with bad grammar try to insult you like
Damn