Just a guy regurgitating cotton candy
When your GF is tellin a story to your friends about you that ain't true
*when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing*
When the cat hears you talking about getting a dog.
Day 324 of your daily dose of cute: GODZILLA463, THIS TITLE CONTAINS A DDOC OVERDOSE JOKE
Donald trump pancake
A minute into "Netflix and Chill"
When your friends aren't nearly as high as you