f*ck your fedora!
When you put on clothes that just came out of the dryer.
Ms dos mobile
Instant moustache
Did you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Day 145 of your daily dose of cute: NSFW this post contains p*ssy
I hear Funsubsters likes bouncing t*ts
When my ex asks me who I'm going to have sex with after we broke up